英语笑话

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  • Very stupid robbers 两个笨贼

    Very stupid robbers 两个笨贼

    Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, I hear sirens. Jump! The second one said, Bu...
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  • Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸

    Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸

    A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He d...
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  • My little dog can't read 我的狗不识字

    My little dog can't read 我的狗不识字

    Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertis...
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  • They are directly from America

    They are directly from America

    Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, ...
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  • Birthday 生日

    Birthday 生日

    Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 教授:你的生...
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  • Logic Reasoning 逻辑推理

    Logic Reasoning 逻辑推理

    A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. Here is the situation, she said. a ma...
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  • But the teacher cried 可是老师哭了

    But the teacher cried 可是老师哭了

    The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He har...
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  • A drunk 醉汉

    A drunk 醉汉

    A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. Theyve stolen the dashboard, the st...
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  • Can you write in the dark?

    Can you write in the dark?

    A daughter came home and asked, Daddy, can you write in the dark? Her father said, I think so; what d...
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  • I thought I had gone deaf

    I thought I had gone deaf

    On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: Sir, do you realize your wife fell ...
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  • Your room 你的房间

    Your room 你的房间

    English: There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then sh...
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  • The mean man's party 吝啬鬼请客

    The mean man's party 吝啬鬼请客

    The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apa...
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  • Bring me the winner

    Bring me the winner

    -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- Im sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, b...
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  • Excuse for Speeding 超速的理由

    Excuse for Speeding 超速的理由

    Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. Why on earth were you dri...
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  • Fish net 鱼网

    Fish net 鱼网

    English: Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings...
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  • Save much more 节省更多

    Save much more 节省更多

    English: You will be pleased with me today, mother, said Dick to his mother, coming home from school....
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  • who's heart is better 谁的心更好

    who's heart is better 谁的心更好

    English: A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital. The doctor tells him that he will n...
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  • Jackal and Lion 豺狼和狮子

    Jackal and Lion 豺狼和狮子

    English: There is a story about a jackal who was going to be eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the ...
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  • Beard 胡子

    Beard 胡子

    A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. Oh James, I lik...
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  • A rithmetic Lesson(数学作业)

    A rithmetic Lesson(数学作业)

    A little boy bustled into a grocery one day with a memorandum in his hand. Hello,Mr. Smith,He said,I ...
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  • Good Intentions 良好的心愿

    Good Intentions 良好的心愿

    One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig. I certai...
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  • Don't argue with the children

    Don't argue with the children

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. 一个小女孩和她的老师在说鲸鱼。 ...
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  • An old woman went to a supermarket

    An old woman went to a supermarket

    English: An old woman went to a supermarket, to the tomato or tofu stall. She bent down to pick some ...
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  • Fast asleep 睡着了

    Fast asleep 睡着了

    English: Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The bo...
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  • All in here 都在这里

    All in here 都在这里

    English: The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates becauseevery weekend on Visitors ...
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  • A big head(大脑袋)

    A big head(大脑袋)

    All the kids make fun of me, the boy cried to his mother. They say I have a big head. Dont listen to ...
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  • Who is my father(谁是我爸爸)

    Who is my father(谁是我爸爸)

    English: A child aged seven or eight by the name of Ah Da ran hastily to the police station and told ...
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  • Water your flowers every day 每天给花浇水

    Water your flowers every day 每天给花浇水

    Flowers need water, said the teacher. Water your flowers every day, or theyll die. One morning Mother...
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  • As long as you're asleep

    As long as you're asleep

    Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finall...
    2019-06-15 181阅读
  • 3 Sick Soldiers 3个生病的士兵

    3 Sick Soldiers 3个生病的士兵

    An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks,Whats your problem, Sol dier?...
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