英语笑话

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  • I need a transplant 我需要器官移植

    I need a transplant 我需要器官移植

    The patient is adamant. Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a co...
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  • Two roaches 两只蟑螂

    Two roaches 两只蟑螂

    Two cockroaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restau...
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  • You May Select 可以选择

    You May Select 可以选择

    The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and a...
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  • Only One Eye to Settle On 一眼就看中

    Only One Eye to Settle On 一眼就看中

    The girl found the go-between and said, You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didnt you t...
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  • A Woman's answer 一个女人的回答

    A Woman's answer 一个女人的回答

    A husband said to his wife, Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish? Well, his wife answ...
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  • The Use of a Handsaw 手锯的用处

    The Use of a Handsaw 手锯的用处

    At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back t...
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  • To be polite 学会礼貌

    To be polite 学会礼貌

    One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bil...
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  • 一分钟一百万

    一分钟一百万

    A man goes to church and starts talking to God. 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。 He says: God,...
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  • A poor man 可怜的人

    A poor man 可怜的人

    Oh, my poor man, exclaimed the kind old lady, It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much ...
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  • A Smart Housewife 精明的家庭主妇

    A Smart Housewife 精明的家庭主妇

    A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal s...
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  • I hung him up to dry 我想把他晾干

    I hung him up to dry 我想把他晾干

    Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital...
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  • lifetime warranty 终身保修

    lifetime warranty 终身保修

    after burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money...
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  • Did your father help you? 你父亲帮过你吗?

    Did your father help you? 你父亲帮过你吗?

    One day, Tims mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. ...
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  • Gallant Effort 殷勤

    Gallant Effort 殷勤

    Gallant Effort At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to...
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  • What Was It She Wanted?她想要的是什么?

    What Was It She Wanted?她想要的是什么?

    A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, maam, we havent had any for a while, and it doesnt...
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  • cd player cd 唱机

    cd player cd 唱机

    while shopping for my first cd player, i was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promoti...
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  • They're all drowned 他们全都淹死了

    They're all drowned 他们全都淹死了

    The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little whi...
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  • Grandson 做孙子

    Grandson 做孙子

    A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:Serve me, quick! Give me your ...
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  • A Brain Transplant 脑移植

    A Brain Transplant 脑移植

    The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he tol...
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  • devil's sister 魔鬼的妹妹

    devil's sister 魔鬼的妹妹

    A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, sh...
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  • 最丑的孩子?

    最丑的孩子?

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: Ugh, thats the ugliest baby Ive ever seen. 一位...
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  • Whats time to a pig? 时间对猪有什么意义?

    Whats time to a pig? 时间对猪有什么意义?

    One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how...
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  • Isn’t it wonderful? 这难道不好吗?

    Isn’t it wonderful? 这难道不好吗?

    What are you so happy about?a woman asked the 98-year-old man. I broke a mirror, he replied. But that...
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  • Big hands 大手

    Big hands 大手

    Big hands Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I ha...
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  • A Man of Actions 一个言出必行的人

    A Man of Actions 一个言出必行的人

    A Man of Actions A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. You can have no ...
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  • Get to the hospital 去医院

    Get to the hospital 去医院

    English: An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman ...
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  • What Kind of Logic Is This? 哪一门逻辑

    What Kind of Logic Is This? 哪一门逻辑

    What Kind of Logic Is This? Two people were going fishing. They went a long way to buy the equipment,...
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  • Excuse 借口

    Excuse 借口

    ENGLISH: A New Zealand man caught driving at more than twice the legal speed limit claimed he neede...
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  • I'm a chicken 我是一只鸡

    I'm a chicken 我是一只鸡

    English: Psychiatrist: Whats your problem? Patient: I think Im a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has ...
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  • Monkey and policeman 猴子和警察

    Monkey and policeman 猴子和警察

    ENGLISH: A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, What kind of monkey business are you ...
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