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The patient is adamant. Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a co...
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Two cockroaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restau...
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The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and a...
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The girl found the go-between and said, You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didnt you t...
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A husband said to his wife, Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish? Well, his wife answ...
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At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back t...
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One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bil...
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A man goes to church and starts talking to God. 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。 He says: God,...
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Oh, my poor man, exclaimed the kind old lady, It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much ...
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A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal s...
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Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital...
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after burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money...
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One day, Tims mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. ...
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Gallant Effort At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to...
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A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, maam, we havent had any for a while, and it doesnt...
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while shopping for my first cd player, i was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promoti...
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The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little whi...
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A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:Serve me, quick! Give me your ...
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The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he tol...
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A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, sh...
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: Ugh, thats the ugliest baby Ive ever seen. 一位...
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One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how...
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What are you so happy about?a woman asked the 98-year-old man. I broke a mirror, he replied. But that...
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Big hands Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I ha...
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A Man of Actions A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University. You can have no ...
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English: An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman ...
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What Kind of Logic Is This? Two people were going fishing. They went a long way to buy the equipment,...
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ENGLISH: A New Zealand man caught driving at more than twice the legal speed limit claimed he neede...
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English: Psychiatrist: Whats your problem? Patient: I think Im a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has ...
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ENGLISH: A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, What kind of monkey business are you ...
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