English: This guy goes to a grocery store and asks the clerk behind the counter for two cans of dog f...

English: A Dear Memento Someone asked a woman, I see that you wear a locket on your neck. It must be ...

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says Now Billy, pray really hard to...

Teacher: Who answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: W...

The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, lo...

I couldnt decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to ...

One day a father was teaching his son and said, The keys to your success are keeping your word and cl...

Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. ...

Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I dont feel so well. Father: Where does it hurt...

Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, Are we venomous? The other replays, ...

The Advantage of Alcohol In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a...

Compliment Larry! Come here! said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, Ive just had a call...

How to Become Rich Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you dont give me a nickel I...

One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, Have you got 100 buns? The shopkeeper answe...

Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece...

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get? Tommy: Quarters. ...

Excited Remarks Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would al...

The smart Old Lady An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a sho...

TOMS EXCUSE Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a ...

This house, said the real-estate salesman, has both its good points and bad points. To show you Im ho...

If you are alone, Ill be your shadow. If you want to cry, Ill be your shoulder. If you want a hug, Il...

A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his ...

Sharing the Apples Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them wi...

A teacher said to her class： Who was the first man？ George Washington，a little boy shouted prom...

Jerry went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, Ive got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there...

A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn...

A physics Examination Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, whil...

One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran...

Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected? 孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵...

An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks,Whats your problem, Sol dier?...