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  • Perfect Match 绝配

    Perfect Match 绝配

    A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted ...
    2015-11-26 530阅读
  • Life after marriage 婚后生活

    Life after marriage 婚后生活

    Girl:When we get married,I want to share all your worries,troubles and lighten your burden. Boy:Its v...
    2015-11-26 382阅读
  • Cheese toasted in lorry fire 奶酪变干酪

    Cheese toasted in lorry fire 奶酪变干酪

    A lorry carrying 10 tonnes of cheese was transformed into a giant mobile fondue by a fire. Firefighte...
    2015-11-26 868阅读
  • Perhaps Not 为什么没有牡蛎

    Perhaps Not 为什么没有牡蛎

    Perhaps Not Customer: Waiter, I cant find any oysters in this oyster stew. Waiter: Well, you wouldnt ...
    2015-11-26 669阅读
  • Intelligent son 聪明的儿子

    Intelligent son 聪明的儿子

    One day, the father let eight year-old son send a letter, the son already took the letter to run, the...
    2015-11-26 689阅读
  • Tomatoes can speak 我们会说话吗

    Tomatoes can speak 我们会说话吗

    Two tomato go shopping, a tomato suddenly walk fast, the second tomato ask: where shall we go? A toma...
    2015-11-26 1063阅读
  • Crossing the street 过马路

    Crossing the street 过马路

    Coffee cup and cup together across the road, this time, one will shout caution: grandpa, now is red. ...
    2015-11-26 385阅读
  • Compare-test 比试

    Compare-test 比试

    Three swordsman, their respective boasted, fencing, each defy spirit decided to have a competition, i...
    2015-11-26 221阅读
  • Fine 罚款

    Fine 罚款

    There was a car on the road, and suddenly caught driving normal traffic stopped, open a ticket. The d...
    2015-11-26 797阅读
  • Little Old Lady 小老太太

    Little Old Lady 小老太太

    A young man was walking through a super market to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady fo...
    2015-11-26 1258阅读
  • Not Afraid of ghosts 不怕鬼

    Not Afraid of ghosts 不怕鬼

    This weekend, o son of a thousand Buddha caves . visit Curiously, the son can blink run no shadow. AN...
    2015-11-26 811阅读
  • Falling Down 他一定是在吹牛

    Falling Down 他一定是在吹牛

    Falling Down A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts desc...
    2015-11-26 319阅读
  • Is that you Jack? 是你吗?捷克

    Is that you Jack? 是你吗?捷克

    Is that you Jack? How did you stop your husband staying late at the club? When he came in late I call...
    2015-11-26 252阅读
  • Drunken Humour 醉汉的幽默

    Drunken Humour 醉汉的幽默

    Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table. Hus...
    2015-11-26 421阅读
  • how can I get into heaven 我怎么才能上天堂

    how can I get into heaven 我怎么才能上天堂

    If I sold my house and my car,had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor,would I get...
    2015-11-26 400阅读
  • Good-by, Money 再见,美元

    Good-by, Money 再见,美元

    On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves whole h...
    2015-11-26 362阅读
  • I hope your bread gets better

    I hope your bread gets better

    I was making rolls and, needing a warm place for the dough to rise, put the bowl in a heating pad. Th...
    2014-07-20 506阅读
  • A Useful Way(一个有效的方法)

    A Useful Way(一个有效的方法)

    Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: Whats that...
    2014-07-18 809阅读
  • Do I have any other choice(别无选择)

    Do I have any other choice(别无选择)

    One day,Eve asked Adam,Doyou really love me? Adam said helplessly,Do I have any other choice? 别无选...
    2014-07-18 900阅读
  • I'm a bachelor(我是一个单身汉)

    I'm a bachelor(我是一个单身汉)

    Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finish...
    2014-07-17 683阅读
  • I Wasn't Asleep(我没有睡着)

    I Wasn't Asleep(我没有睡着)

    When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man wh...
    2014-07-17 885阅读
  • Where is the father?(父亲在哪儿?)

    Where is the father?(父亲在哪儿?)

    Look, said the elder brother. How nice these paintings are! Yes, said the younger, but in all these p...
    2014-07-17 1405阅读
  • The poor husband(可怜的丈夫)

    The poor husband(可怜的丈夫)

    You cant imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. S...
    2014-07-17 247阅读
  • Does the dog know the proverb, too?

    Does the dog know the proverb, too?

    A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal s...
    2014-07-17 174阅读
  • Dating(约会)

    Dating(约会)

    When the young waitress in the caf in Toms building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered,...
    2014-07-17 217阅读
  • Only ones for it(瞌睡者)

    Only ones for it(瞌睡者)

    The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the ser...
    2014-07-17 250阅读
  • The doctor lives downstairs(医生住在楼下)

    The doctor lives downstairs(医生住在楼下)

    Doctor, she said loudly, bouncing into the room, I want you to say frankly whats wrong with me. He su...
    2014-07-17 236阅读
  • Which woman?(哪一位女人?)

    Which woman?(哪一位女人?)

    One evening I drove my husbands car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the ...
    2014-07-17 201阅读
  • Advice for "Kid"(忠告“年轻者”)

    Advice for "Kid"(忠告“年轻者”)

    A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. ...
    2014-07-17 150阅读

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