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Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, I hear sirens. Jump! The second one said, Bu...
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A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He d...
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Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertis...
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Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, ...
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Professor: When is your birthday? Kid: May 30. Professor: Which year? Kid: Every year. 教授:你的生...
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A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. Here is the situation, she said. a ma...
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The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He har...
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A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. Theyve stolen the dashboard, the st...
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A daughter came home and asked, Daddy, can you write in the dark? Her father said, I think so; what d...
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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: Sir, do you realize your wife fell ...
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English: There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then sh...
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The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apa...
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-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- Im sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, b...
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Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. Why on earth were you dri...
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English: Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings...
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English: You will be pleased with me today, mother, said Dick to his mother, coming home from school....
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English: A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital. The doctor tells him that he will n...
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English: There is a story about a jackal who was going to be eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the ...
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A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. Oh James, I lik...
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A little boy bustled into a grocery one day with a memorandum in his hand. Hello,Mr. Smith,He said,I ...
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One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig. I certai...
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. 一个小女孩和她的老师在说鲸鱼。 ...
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English: An old woman went to a supermarket, to the tomato or tofu stall. She bent down to pick some ...
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English: Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The bo...
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English: The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates becauseevery weekend on Visitors ...
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All the kids make fun of me, the boy cried to his mother. They say I have a big head. Dont listen to ...
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English: A child aged seven or eight by the name of Ah Da ran hastily to the police station and told ...
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Flowers need water, said the teacher. Water your flowers every day, or theyll die. One morning Mother...
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Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finall...
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An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks,Whats your problem, Sol dier?...
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