Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him.
The boss finally found him fast asleep.
Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. "As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job.
But as soon as you wake up, you're fired."
参考中文翻译
我的同事有好几小时不见人了。我们疯了地到处找他。
最后老板发现，他正在睡大觉。
没叫醒他，老板悄无声息地在我的同事的胸前放了个纸条。
“睡觉时”，条上写着，“你是我的员工，醒来你就不是了。”