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Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, I hear sirens. Jump! The second one said, Bu...
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A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He d...
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The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, lo...
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I couldnt decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to ...
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One day a father was teaching his son and said, The keys to your success are keeping your word and cl...
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Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. ...
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Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I dont feel so well. Father: Where does it hurt...
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Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, Are we venomous? The other replays, ...
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The Advantage of Alcohol In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a...
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Compliment Larry! Come here! said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, Ive just had a call...
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How to Become Rich Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you dont give me a nickel I...
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One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, Have you got 100 buns? The shopkeeper answe...
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Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece...
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Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get? Tommy: Quarters. ...
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Excited Remarks Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would al...
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The smart Old Lady An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a sho...
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TOMS EXCUSE Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a ...
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This house, said the real-estate salesman, has both its good points and bad points. To show you Im ho...
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If you are alone, Ill be your shadow. If you want to cry, Ill be your shoulder. If you want a hug, Il...
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A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his ...
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Sharing the Apples Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them wi...
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A teacher said to her class: Who was the first man? George Washington,a little boy shouted prom...
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Jerry went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, Ive got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there...
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A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn...
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A physics Examination Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, whil...
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One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran...
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Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected? 孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵...
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An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks,Whats your problem, Sol dier?...
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