English: One American came to Russia to have a look and visit. And there he saw all the secret police...

Kid and wolf A Kid was perched up on the top of a horse, and looking down saw a Wolf passing under hi...

ENGLISH: Who Is Talking An army general telephoned to his unit in another place wanting to speak to s...

After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of an...

We attended the wedding of an acquaintances son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, ...

【God and Grandma】 Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the t...

It was Toms birthday,and he was five years old.He got quite a lot of nice birthday presents from his ...

No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend g...

In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar． Mr． Thompson use...

Young hopeful：Father，what is a traitor in politics？ Father（a veteran politician）：A traito...

One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a compositionIf I am a manager. All the ...

A curious guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied to it...

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I ...

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest...

Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any chees...

Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in al...

I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, What happened? A ...

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: T...

I want a nightmare Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, Mom, I had a dream last night t...

At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved...

When his wife was expecting their third child, a father decided to tell his two sons, ages seven and ...

When a Tiger comes老虎来了 Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger app...

I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldnt resist bragging tha...

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool（毒菌） ?Older Sc...

Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited...

Guns Buried in the Garden An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The...

The squad were having visual training． One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many...

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost c...

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: If a fire broke out in the Louvr...

a burglar breaks into a house. he sees a cd player that he wants so he takes it. then he hears a voic...