a burglar breaks into a house. he sees a cd player that he wants so he takes it.
then he hears a voice "jesus is watching you". he looks around with his flashlight wandering "what the hell was that?".
he spots some $ on a table and takes it......once again he hears a voice " jesus is watching you".
he hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. he spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! he goes over and asks " was that your voice?". it said "yes".
he then says "what's your name?". it says "moses".
the burglar says " what kind of person names his bird moses??" the parrot replys "the same person that names his rottweiler "jesus".
参考译文
一个窃贼潜入一户人家。他看到一个喜欢的cd机，他赶紧拿了。
就在这个时候他听到有人说：“耶稣正在看着你。”他照着手电看来看去，嘀咕着：“到底是什么人在说话?”这时，他看到桌子上有些钱，他又拿了。。。
那声音又来了：“耶稣正在看着你。”他躲到一个角落，想找出是谁在说话。结果看到一只鹦鹉，于是他问鹦鹉：“是你在说话吗?”鹦鹉承认了。
小贼说：“你叫什么名字?”“摩西”。小贼说：“什么人给鸟取这种名字?”鹦鹉回答：“就是那个给他的罗威那犬取名为‘耶稣’的那个人啊。”